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Boner-block 

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
Boner-block by drswagman October 29, 2011

Minecraft Bone Block Sexual 

It's when you get turned on by the Bone Block sound in minecraft.
"Ooh bruh this block sounds so nice, I kinda get turned on by it".

"Bruh you must be Minecraft Bone Block Sexual then".

Boner Blockers 

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection
This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!
Boner Blockers by Jba000HD December 14, 2016

Boner blockade 

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
Boner blockade by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

bone block

like a cockblock, only while you fuck a girl
i was fucking my girlfriend, but my parents bone blocked me
bone block by brick02 December 3, 2014

Black Bone 

A darkskinned female. opposite of redbone.
Malik: I love them redbones. Brandon always go for the Black Bone.

Kirim: I know huh just like alexus

Brandon: im a Black Bone myself
Black Bone by KB The Great November 9, 2009