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Bone dangle 

When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.
Nancy and I have been together for 10 years when we first met she couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
Bone dangle by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020
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Bone dangle 

Verb: The act of aggressively swaying ones genitalia against your inner thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking the audio and visual stimuli of the woman you plan to attract. Like a peacock spreading its feathers.
Nance and I have been together for 10 years now, the first night we met she simply couldn’t resist my bone dangle.
Bone dangle by Dan Dangus October 14, 2020

Bonejangles 

A character from Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride". He is a secondary character loosely based on Cab Calloway, and is voiced by Danny Elfman, who also wrote the score for the entire movie. He makes his big entrance at "Remains of the Day" by explaining how Emily, the corpse bride, died, in a jazzy tune. He sports a grey bowler hat, an eye that he can roll between his two eye sockets, and a party-animal sort of attitude. Other then that, he is a skeleton with a giant overbite and a low, jazzy voice.
"Bonejangles is the second best skeleton that Tim Burton has created so far."
Bonejangles by Weird Science December 31, 2006

Bonedagle 

a character that is pretentious about everything but looks ridiculous doing so.
"He drives a ferrari but why does he have to drive like he works on the set of 5-0?"
"Thats why hes a bonedagle"
Bonedagle by Trotheus October 28, 2009

bondangle 

To swing and fondle a pair of saggy dangly balls
"Hey man, come bondangle with me"
bondangle by kurtisssbyrchard July 23, 2024

Bondanglers

1: Tits

2: those silly noisy things that the who children have in how the grinch stole christmas
"Hey girl you got some nice bondanglers girl."
"Ew get away from me you skanky ass 5'2 asshat"

Bondanglers

1: Tits

2: those silly noisy things that the who children have in how the grinch stole christmas
"Hey girl you got some nice bondanglers girl."
"Ew get away from me you skanky ass 5'2 asshat"