Bone Master

A person - usually female - who who a MASTER in the art of BONING, a.k.a. INTERCOURSE. The "bones" in question are generally one night stands. She is non-descriminating, and is likely willing to bone anyone with two legs & a dick.

"That Erin, she's a real Bone Master - did you see that guy she left with last night? Erin strikes again!"

Bone Master by G. Whiz June 26, 2009

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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000 by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

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Bongmaster

A person with skills loading, cleaning, and caring for a bong. A person with an understanding of proper bong etiquette. The person who loads and passes the bong in a group session, keeping track of whose hit it is.

The Bongmaster is in charge of rationing the weed for the session, into individual hits for each participant. The Bongmaster is responsible for maintaining the proper order while passing hits to the session participants, so as not to miss or give out double hits to anyone. The Bongmaster has final authority when it comes to order disputes. A Bongmaster is skilled at deep cleaning a bong, as well as collecting any remaining oils or resins.

The term can be gender neutral and pertain to either a man or a woman; or it can be gender specific referring to a male with bong skills, the female counterpart being the Bongmistress.

Jim is an excellent Bongmaster, he makes perfect hits every time, and never misses anyone.

Bongmaster by The Bongmaster January 13, 2015