Bologna Rings
Bologna Rings by Jacksonz04 August 4, 2012
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Virgil: I ate too much chickpea noodle spaghetti and paid the price.
Cletus: How so ?
Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
Cletus : What about the next man up ?
Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
Cletus: How so ?
Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
Cletus : What about the next man up ?
Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
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You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)