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turtle blazed 

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009
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A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.
'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)
Bazzed by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014
wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!
blazed by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

Toke Blazed 

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".
Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).
Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.
Mad Blazed by pimbo420 April 11, 2009

Blazedale 

An imaginary community consisting of individuals who are high on marijuana.
I just got off work, gonna grab some food and head to Blazedale.

or

We smoked a huge blunt which greatly increased the population of Blazedale.
Blazedale by CanaDave October 24, 2009