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When you have to shit really bad, but aren't in a situation when it's available

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blagosphere 

Derived from blogosphere. Refers to the virtual space across the internet populated by the ceaselessly chattering masses.

Only on the blagosphere could you find someone with a hundred angry, irrational comments on a Livejournal post about jam-spreading techniques.

blagosphere by freelancelove October 24, 2007

Blagosphere 

The imaginary world that exists inside soon-to-be-former Governor Rod Blagojevich's mind in which he did no wrong.

In the Blagosphere, Blagojevich is the favorite to win the 2016 presidential election.

Blagosphere by irrational January 29, 2009

Sick Blag 

"Sick Blag"

To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.

Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)

Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"

Sick Blag by David 'Beef' Hyams August 11, 2008