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Bitch-Swing 

The act of a scrubby baseball player;who swings at every pitch, gets lucky and hits the ball on the sweet spot on the bat, the ball goes far and the player's face becomes awestruck.
When the scrub came to bat in the bottom of the ninth-inning, the opposition was happy since he was 0-4 for the game and he was batting a buck with change for the season. With a 0-2 count the pitcher throws him a curveball low and away the batter swings, he practically comes out of his shoes, and the ball finds the sweetspot of the bat and it travel over the fence for a walk-off home-run. Distraught after what just happened the only thing the losing team could say was "that was a BITCH-SWING.
Bitch-Swing by MC Jackson April 10, 2013
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swing or bitch 

a taunt use to get some one to fight you normally use while facing up n staring them down. Giving them a choice either swing and start or fight or be a bitch n walk away
some punk squared up on me and acted like he was top shit so i said swing or bitch, he bitched out n walked away
swing or bitch by odie0811 May 9, 2006

birch tree swingset 

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis
"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

bitchslinging 

To go through bitches at an incredibly fast rate; whore-ish
Thomas is such a bitchslinging jerk. I don't know why you would go out with such a bitchslinger
bitchslinging by Crom my March 7, 2017