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Biblican 

A{ {Biblican is not necessarily a Christian} but rather someone generally self righteous who quotes and uses the Bible to cut and paste scripture for the edification of any {bigotries} or prejudices they embrace.Essentially, Biblicans worship the Bible as a book & have little use for love, true humanity or the spirit of the law. They they perpetually regurgitate the letter of the law eschewing anyone who does not believe their exact interpretation of the Bible.They are very proficient with scripture and can handily use it against that of which they do not approve.Biblicans are rigid & {resolute} in their{ interpretations}. There are no nuances with Biblicans.
A Biblican told a friend of mine he will burn in hell because he is Islamic(or gay,Jewish etc)
Biblican by J-rok January 14, 2015
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Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

Biblically accurate among us 

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

biblical sense 

to have sexual relations with; often used when asked if you "know" somebody. if you know someone in the biblical sense, you have had sex or sexual relations with them.
mike: so, how well do you know amy?
tommy: well i don't know her in the biblical sense or anything, but we've hung out a few times.
biblical sense by atotheLI August 25, 2007

Biblical 

Have you head LG’s new album it’s fuckin biblical
Biblical by RandomChicâ October 15, 2019

know in the biblical sense 

To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.
Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.
know in the biblical sense by A1988 December 12, 2012

Biblical 

A term used to describe something tremendously large, epic, or of intense proportion.
I'm going to put up so many Christmas lights, it's gonna be biblical.
Biblical by Jerffeyful December 29, 2010