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Battleship 

(v.) To vomit and defecate simultaneously, or near-simultaneously, as is often seen with food poisoning. So called because real life battleships often fire guns from both ends or both sides.
After I ate that bad Chinese food, I was battleshipping like a fiend for most of the next day.
Battleship by Inox March 15, 2004

Battleship 

A game universally known as a metaphor for sex.
"Come up to my apartment and let's play battleship."
Battleship by FitzgeraldsClara December 23, 2008

battleship 

A fun game that teaches little children to play nice, as well as naval warfare tactics.
battleship by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Battleship 

It's what I just sank.
I just sank your battleship.
Battleship by Hijikata August 29, 2014

battleship 

An extremly well armed ship used in WWI and WWII, but went out of action after the sinking of the I.J.N. Yamato.
Because airpower was found more useful, the battleship was no longer used.
battleship by Minority July 26, 2006

Battleship 

A) A horizontally significant woman.
B) A female who is wider than she is tall.
C) Female weighing in at +250lbs.
Thats not a girlfriend, bud... Thats a Battleship!
Battleship by J1012 November 27, 2010