Battlelava 

Best firecaper ever. ever. if you dont agree, please go jump off a tall ass building

Jad: ok ima own this noob. Battlelava: o hi
Jad:omfg tele tab

Battlelava by battlelava July 5, 2008

Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.

Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

Battlelands, battlelands? by Heinze Doofenshmirtz June 11, 2019

battlelack

Any combination of an old, fat, gnarled, unsightly woman who is frumpy, dresses weird, etc. who doesn't have anything going for them besides their many cats at home.

Take a look at this old battlelack, she can't even drive.

battlelack by Spartans! August 7, 2006

Battyclava 

An all encompassing and particularly heavy shit engulfing someones face.

I shat so heavy that I gave the bitch a battyclava.

Battyclava by DJSF April 1, 2010