Batenap 

The act of masturbating in order to more easily fall asleep when trying to nap.

(While at school) I have nothing to do today and I'm not really that tired, I guess I'll just go batenap in an empty classroom.

Batenap by HamsterBoo April 3, 2011

bathnap 

what Wes calls a bath to calm himself down before one sexy evening.

Wes perfers bathnaps to vicodin .. it calms him down.

bathnap by iloveusk8rboi March 9, 2018

Batnap 

The act of having a bat (masturbating), then having a nap. It is a play on the term 'catnap.'

Batman: After a long day of crime fighting, I enjoy a good batnap.

Batnap by Batnapper December 30, 2010

Batnap 

The process of beating/batting ones self off, in form of male masturbation to orgasm. Performed in order to commence a nap which may last from early afternoon to late evening.

"Can't wait to get home from work and have a Batnap!"

John: "Where the fuck is Harry?"

Dick: "It's 4:45, he's probably got a belly button full of his own cum, passed out on his couch with some B Grade porno blaring in the background"

John: "True, that dirty bastard loves having a Batnap."

Batnap by Be Ess March 16, 2013

Bapenapes 

Shoes that people like to look at but never buy

Those Bapenapes in Foot Locker that sit on the top shelf and make me feel poor and unworthy.

Bapenapes by Andrew and Oliver July 26, 2007

baenapping 

kind of like kidnapping but of your bae instead

josh is baenapping

baenapping by heasqwjai November 29, 2015

babenap 

Much like a kidnap, only this time the intended victim is a babe.

"That bird's so hot, I'd babenap her and do dirty things to her!"

babenap by the_real_yoinkster April 26, 2010