Balfour

An unusual breed of ape that resides in Northern Ireland and the East coast of America. These creatures are often confused about they're sexuality and have been known to mate with members of the same sex and even each other making them inbreeds! They have also been known to mate with other animals and are particularly fond of mating with siamese cats. The American breed are apparently a bunch of wankers but the Irish breed are not much different. The American breed unfortunately suffer from the same delusions as all Americans and have a tendency to Masturbate over they're own country and its leader. The Irish breed are quite fond of wresting, watching sweaty half-naked and sometimes almost completey naked men grapple with each other, but after all, they are bi-curious. One of them suffers from a genetic defect known as melon head syndrome which unfortunately for him brings him a lot of ridicule as he has a melon head.

Regards Pophead

Balfour is a wanker.
Balfour sucked off Shaun.
Ryan Balfour loves Robert.

Balfour by Pophead March 2, 2005

balfour

The fur attached to the testicles

He got so old and they hung so low that he suffered from Scuffed Balfour Syndrome.

balfour by Sir Dusty Balfour January 17, 2005

balfour collegiate

a place that’s stinks like asshole and is filled with a bunch of weird ass kids, and that’s on stank.‼️🙃

“heard balfour stinks”

“ balfour collegiate yeah your right filled with wired kids too”

balfour collegiate by xcurlyheadx February 11, 2020

Balfour's Law 

Loosely based on Godwin's Law, Balfour's Law states that whenever an Israel or Jewish thread takes place online and a poster performs a threadjack by stating that Israel never should have existed in the first place, said poster automatically looses the argument and the thread is effectively over. When used in conjunction with Godwin's Law, poster will thereafter be know as an "asshat," and will be prone to ridicule and or biatch slapping on any thread in which he or she posts.

"Here we were talking about hot IDF chicks and this douche nozzle had to go and invoke the wrath of Balfour's law. What a mouth breather."

Balfour's Law by Rob Gennet September 6, 2008

Balfour Declaration of 1917 

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

Balfour Declaration of 1917 by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

balforth 

The feeling that one experiences in the vacinity of one's butthole after not showering for many days.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.

Effects of balforth can be multiplied by combining the above criteria with exercise during the summer, excessive consumption of Mexican food products, and/or not properly wiping ones self after defecating.
Bob searched desperately for some wetwipes when he got to the office. He knew his balforth would drive him crazy by noon if he didn't clean himself.

balforth by thrain May 4, 2005

Balforpoobin 

An abnormally horny uncle. A balforpoobin is normally a very kinky son of a bitch.

Bro your uncle is a balforpoobin

Balforpoobin by CalebFreakin'Davis March 8, 2017