Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!

Badging by 209 fo evah July 9, 2010

vadge badging 

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?

vadge badging by Wasa Bread December 17, 2008

merit badging 

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

merit badging by J-Mac February 17, 2005

forehead badging 

noun. Indoctrination. The process of self-indoctrination to the point where one believes ones own propaganda or hype.
Forehead badger: a person who believes their own hype, typically middle and upper corporate management, prominent politicians, dictators, etc. Coined by Tim Francis May 2007.

Hitler's forehead badging was the most thorough example of the 20th Century.

forehead badging by Tim Francis May 25, 2007

Honey-badging 

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."

I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.

Honey-badging by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012

coffee badging 

Since hybrid workers are being asked to return to work, this is a new trend which consists of going into the office building for the morning coffee, "badging in" for the day, and then going home to work for the remainder of the day.

I get so distracted at work, I might have to start coffee badging to meet my at-work quota.

coffee badging by LateToThe Party October 6, 2023

M badging

M badging, “ embadging “ British English circ 1985-
The act of placing an automotive badge on a vehicle that isn’t entitled to wear that badge. Due to,

not being that model,

never being available with the badges from new,

Not even the correct manufacturer badging.
Because the owner is a bit sad.

“ ah bruv, check out my 2002 bmw 325i wiv an M3 badge on the back! It make it a rear M3 fam. And an extra 25bhp too!”

“Look over there Jeremiah, a 320i with no less than 27 M badges”

“Crikey Lady Penelope, I didn’t know Vauxhall made an XR RS turbo 16v with a supercharger”

“ No Jeeves, One is not into all that rubbish M badging, bol*o^ks, I won’t place an embadge on the Bentley, it’s sad. “

M badging by ace3bmw October 21, 2022