Bacon Boner 

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

Bacon Boner by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

bacon boner 

1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one

2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.

(watching family guy)

friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 2: it's a bacon boner.

friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.

friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?

friend 1: lois has nice tits.

bacon boner by bacon3490745 May 23, 2012

bacon boner 

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

bacon boner by JADrI April 26, 2017

Boner Baron 

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.

The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.

Boner Baron by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013

Bacoboner

(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything better."

"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be OK in about 5 minutes."

Bacoboner by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010