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Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb 

This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.
If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.

Atomic Cumshot

When you cum in a females’ mouth and the cum fills up half or more of her stomach.
Did you hear that Zach managed to pull an atomic cumshot in Jessica last night… I watched the whole thing.
Atomic Cumshot by lilmo05 May 30, 2021

Atomic Camel Toe

A "mega" camel toe usually displayed by extremely large or obese women
Fuck me! That fat bitch has got an Atomic Camel Toe!
Atomic Camel Toe by CBUX April 15, 2009

Atomic Cock Syndrome 

A physical disorder or syndrome in which a phallus-having male has orgasms that grow in magnitude and force with every ejaculation. (It's often referred to as ATC.) In most cases, the male's penis eventually becomes supersized, weighing and abundant amount - much more than the normal human spinal cord is capable of supporting. With every ejaculation, he disperses a giant stream of molten, radioactive semen. It is normally more powerful than the force of Old Faithful. This process is fatally damaging to the male, causing him to be drained and dehydrated of 98% of his bodily fluids with each orgasm. Currently, the only "cure" for ATC is, well, death.
"Aw, did you hear about that poor girl on the evening news?! Her dis-mangled corpse was found in the middle of the interstate! The medical services spent two hours recollecting her body parts. They said that what little there was left of her was solidified in cum, and this was apparently after it melted most of her body. They're calling her ground zero for something called "Atomic Cock Syndrome"."

Atomic Carl 

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.
Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.
Atomic Carl by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Atomic cleavland steamer 

You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.
Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!