Asscelerate 

What the turtle driver in front of you does once you are able to pass him.

That dude was going 30 on the solid line; when we hit the 4-lane you can bet he's going to asscelerate.

Asscelerate by Badmeeker December 9, 2009

Accelerated Reader 

An exuse for schools to torture its students by forcing us to read and take tests on them to pass.

i hate accelerated reader.
me too.

doesnt everyone

Accelerated Reader by pissyest bitch from stg June 17, 2012

Accelerate 

Accelerate is a beautiful written dnf smut(dream not found) fanfic found on AO3.

Hey man have you read that dnf book?
Which one accelerate?
Yeah that one it's really gay.

Accelerate by Your mom LOL XD💅✨ June 20, 2021

Accelerated Decrepitude 

A process of abnormally rapid physical, mental and emotional decline associated with severe, unusually unstable environmental conditions.

Whazza matter with that dude? Isn't he a scientist? He looks like he's lost the will to live...
Oh, he's got Accelerated Decrepitude just like almost every other sane intelligent person around here; hopefully he'll recover after the Mueller Report is issued...

Accelerated Decrepitude by YAWA February 24, 2019

Accelerated Backhop 

A thing which you can do in the game Half-Life 2.

Bind your jump to the mouse wheel, then crouch + jump/scroll backwards and you will gain speed.

Hey guys DeSinc here, and today were 'bout to initiate an accelerated backhop towards the ramp surface-

Accelerated Backhop by IfuckLolisLMAO May 23, 2018

accelerate 

To increase the velocity of something. To speed something up. To step on the gas.

I hit the gas and I accelerate.

accelerate by 5'1"Racer January 14, 2006

Accelerated stealing 

The federal government of the us taking ever more of your taxpayer money to pay for stupid government programs.

Accelerated stealing is the opposite of playing Robin Hood

Accelerated stealing by Uncle Dimma May 29, 2021