AssProphet 

A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.

There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.

AssProphet by a loyal follower September 1, 2004

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

Swamp-asstrophe by Legs4days January 23, 2014

ass prophet 

the leader of all assholes!!

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!

ass prophet by sal February 3, 2004