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Apollo 13 

Noun. To shit oneself, specifically a disastrous venting of gas that requires an immediate return home.
I was on the castle walls in Cartagena's old town when I suffered an Apollo 13, shit ran down my leg and I had to dry my shorts in the breeze until they were dry enough for me to get a taxi back to the apartment
Apollo 13 by Juice Terry January 30, 2010

was Apollo 11 fake? 

you're against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend
1. was Apollo 11 fake?
2.your against the moon landing being real. you can no longer be my friend
was Apollo 11 fake? by reeeee vs oof February 27, 2019
Launching on July 16, Apollo 11 was one of the greatest feats of human engineering and ingenuity to date. It is the only manned space flight to moon, and demonstrated what we, as a race, are capable of.
Conspiracy theorist: Apollo 11 was a hoax!
Armstrong: I'm gonna shove my very large boot up your ass for all mankind!
Apollo 11 by Dsb September 5, 2012

Apollo 13 

see also successful failure

Less then one year after man first walked on the moon Apollo 13 was simply a "routine" flight until a faulty thermostat caused an oxygen canister to explode, blowing an entire side of the spacecraft away, the ship eventally starts leaking oxygen and the crew (Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise) have to survive in the Lunar Module until they can safely make it back to earth. But they didn't get to play with moom rocks.
"Houston, we have a problem."
Apollo 13 by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

apollo 13 

when you have to be resourceful and imaginative when confronted by a unexpected disaster . Using objects and resources at hand rather then what you really need.
On a road trip , in the middle of nowhere, your alternator dies but you have to keep going or risk dieing in the godforsaken place you find yourself. So you have to turn off the CD player, the heater, turn off the dash lights, unplug one of the headlights to conserve what juice the battery has stored in it to make to where the problem can be rectified.
As with the Apollo 13 astronauts when disaster struck them, using available resources to get home
apollo 13 by dogboy14 December 17, 2009
When two men perform the fine art of fellatio on one another in the sixty nine position.
Last nights Apollo 11 was one giant leap for man kind.
Apollo 11 by Guam guy January 12, 2014