Alphabet soup 

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)

Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.

Alphabet soup by DancingKali November 6, 2011

Alphabet Soup 

A term used to describe a phenomenon in which letters do not form words. Often occurs during major exams

Noam: dude I failed bio
Ryan: did you experience alphabet soup?

Noam: no I'm stupid

Alphabet Soup by Matt Kim 69 May 15, 2014

Alphabet Soup 

The best soup to ever cure the grumbly in my tumbly

*SLLLUUURRRRPPPP* yum. Now that's good soup

Alphabet Soup by Ashley Kenyeres September 25, 2003

alphabet soup 

A various concoction of illegal drugs, taken concurrently, the effects of which cannot be anticipated. A for acid, B for barbiturate, C for coke, D for dope, E for ecstasy, F for fungus, G for GHB, H for heroin etc. etc.

The most hardcore experiences often come when you do not prepare the soup yourself.

Man, he was just freakin' out - like he'd had an alphabet soup or somethin.

alphabet soup by darxyde April 29, 2004

alphabet soup 

While performing cunnilingus, the male simulates all 26 letters of the alphabet on the labia/clitoral area of the female. It is customary to repeat certain letters such as "M", "O" and "Z".

I fed my girlfriend Donna a bowl of alphabet soup last night. She came 4 times!!

alphabet soup by Jopey January 20, 2006

Alphabet Soup 

When you get a report card with a mixture of Good and Bad Grades.

John: Hey, look at my report card!
George: Wow, that's some serious alphabet soup you got going there.

Alphabet Soup by CampusColt76 October 21, 2011

Alphabet soup 

The WORST thing to call a Moroccan person.

Yo you're just a bunch of alphabet soup.

Alphabet soup by MoroccoMan February 8, 2017