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After-on 

After-on when after sex or masturbation u still have a slight hard on that could easily be encouraged into a rageing hard on. usually uncomfortable if u go to sleep with it as the slightest amoun of rubbing or wet dream will make it hard and uncomfortable.
i had to have a midnight wack off session becuase i was stupid enough to go to sleep with an after-on.
After-on by Andrewferrot April 18, 2011
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after-birth on toast 

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza
after-birth on toast by Korruption September 30, 2006

On After 

Where the Hash goes after finishing Circle. Usually a bar or other unfortunate vendor of alcoholic beverages.
I ran with Least Worst H3 last night and the On After was a fucking blast.
On After by eXplodes On iMpact LWH3 February 27, 2015

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. 

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)
"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩

when you want to play fortnite after school and its really bussin bussin no kizzy on cap on god
hey baby Let's play fortnite after school sheesh bussin bussin you know you vibes no kizzy sheesh on god 😩!

Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.
Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.