Absofoxlutely 

When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'

The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

Absofoxlutely by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

absofknlutely 

absolutely with that little added flair!

you are absofknlutely amazing!

absofknlutely by mrsassypants November 9, 2012

Absoflutely 

A short form of saying "abso-fucking-lutely"

Drama G: Ayo, punk! Last night I found my hand going through Patricia's thighs and shit. I think she got cellulites..

Disaster: You fucking my Ex, bitch??

Drama G: Absoflutely!! ;)

Absoflutely by Jules Blacc December 2, 2014

Absofkglutely 

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

Absofkglutely by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023