A-Wood 

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

A-Wood by Dwayne Bowe September 14, 2009

A-wood 

All-wood side of Clifton, Jersey.
New Street gang

Yo where you rep?

We reppin' A-WooD.

A-wood by B.B. April 1, 2005

pulling a wood 

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

pulling a wood by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

A whole dam lot.

Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018

smoke a wood 

The action of smoke a Backwood cigar. Typically when the phrase is used it is implied that the individual is not smoking the tobacco in the cigar, instead they fill it with their marijuana.

Him - Yo lets get a pack of woods and spark.
Her - Since when do you smoke Backwoods?
Him - I smoke a wood a day with the loud pack from Pablo from down the block.

smoke a wood by NotYourPlug July 11, 2017

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by Bark. Tree, Bark. March 5, 2005

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris by Adrian July 13, 2006