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a "Gerardo" 

Generally this refers to a behavior exhibited by an influential person (management) contrary to what would be expected of someone in their position. These behaviors are strongly correlated with laziness.

An example of this behavior would be to visit a prostitute and charge it to the company on an expense report. Another example would be to spend an entire work-day on an instant messaging service speaking with various "singles" using quotes like "wanna cyber" and "I'm hot and wet with my door closed" while happily married.
My boss walked in while I was pulling a "Gerardo", he took one look at me and the computer screen and immediately called HR and security.
a "Gerardo" by Obscene March 21, 2007
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a Dirty Girard 

When one man gives another a reach around in the bathroom, while a third man acts as Uatu hiding in the bathtub/shower masterbating while watching. Traditionally, the recipient of the reach around has his head periodically dunked in the toilet, however this isn't required.
Every Tuesday, when they perform a Dirty Girard Adam receives from Ted while Kyle plays Uatu
a Dirty Girard by langstonJR December 17, 2010

Geraldo in a bucket 

Here's how to make Geraldo in a bucket.

Get a bucket and then shit in it and then...

tada!

Geraldo in a bucket!
And that is how you make Geraldo in a bucket