*yes* 

The text way of describing the arm pump you do when you say yes.
(When you make a fist, bend your elbow so your fist points up, and cock/pump it.)

Gamer 1: Ding!
Gamer 2: Nice man! Grats!
Gamer 1: *yes*

*yes* by Blackflame619 August 4, 2009

Yes 

Yes

Yes: yes

Yes by I want to fucking kill myself November 3, 2020

Yes 

Yes I'm no, No I'm yes, We no yes

person 1: do you like cHeEsE?
person 2: yes

Yes by afellowhumanspecimen February 28, 2019

Yes 

Something girls never say to me.

Me: Hey, you want to go out for some coffee? (Please say yes, please say yes!)

Girl: Umm...No

Me: (I hate my life...)

Yes by neverbeenonadate February 23, 2009

YES 

YES (E-Yes)

1- Used as a way to annoy someone and or be smart with them when replying to a yes or no question ultimately leading to other yes or no questions in which the other person would inevitably give up and lose all hope.

(Must be said in a high pitched voice emphasizing the E before the Y)

guy1: "Dude did you see the super bowl?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "It was a good game right?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1:"You seen that interception I aint see it coming."

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "Who were you going for?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "That's not answering, who did u want to win?"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "Stop messing around"

guy2: "YES"

guy1: "Asshole."

YES by Wuffles69 January 27, 2010

Yes 

When you are too lazy to give an actual answer to a non-"yes or no" question.
(Actual Definition: Used to give an affirmative response.)

"Explain this."
"Yes."
"What are these on your search history?"
"Yes."
"Why are you watching things that you are not allowed to see?"
"Yes."
"I AM SERIOUS SON."
"Yes."

Yes by ave_scientia December 24, 2018

yes 

An answer or reply to a statement or question you don't understand, that annoys you, or that you don't care about.

"And then I was like, omg, no way, and she was like, talking about crap and I was like, omg and she was like, yeah and we were like, no way and like, yeah. And then she was like, what and I was like, omg."
"Yes."

"I got the math test bonus question, I think. I divided x by pi and squared the root of 6 and canceled out all those sines over the cosines of 74 and 76, and I got 457 over the hkdslf of ffuuuu. What did you get?"
"Yes."

yes by Lovette Cher April 10, 2010