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A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Reported Trauma: The First Infantile Release
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blunt force trauma to the dome

Taking a huge toke of mary jane causing your head to hurt.

Like geting struck in the head with bat.
Oh man!!! I just took some serious blunt force trauma to the dome!

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The Truman show

YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.
In the Truman show, the exit is at the edge of the dome, a few miles across the water.

the truman

A truman is when you talk about trains and blow your load in a girls mouth.
the truman

i like trains
let me cum in your mouth
i just made a truman
the truman by bben March 3, 2014

51:48 in The Truman Show

At 51 minutes and 48 seconds (51:48) in 1998's "The Truman Show" starring Jim Carrey as the titular "Truman". Truman is almost at the climax of discovering that he lives within a television show of his entire life since birth. During a breakdown, Truman forcibly drives himself and his wife to the outskirts of their TV set town, only to encounter what appears to be a nuclear power plant meltdown. Within the scene, we see plant workers and hazmat operators adorning hazmat suits, resembling the Crewmates from the popular 2018 video game Among Us.
Person 1: "Bro, do not look up what happens at 51:48 in The Truman Show."

Person 2: "Why bro, what happens?"

Person 2: *Watches 51 minutes and 48 seconds of runtime of "The Truman Show"*

Person 2: "Amogus."