Big Slow 

Someone who has smoked, shot, or snorted enough drugs to the constant every day state of slow motion.

Yo look at Big Slow, someone tell him that dumpster ain't his home even if there is a baseball cap on top.

Where are your keys, wallet, and Blackberry phone? Damn you pulled a Big Slow.

Yall......... ........ .................. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes ................ ... Smoke...... ............... .......................Another L.............. ....... ....................Yo

Big Slow by Ian Stanley sup August 7, 2006

eat shit and die slow 

This is the oringal term that later evolved into just eat shit and die. If you have someone and you want to tell them do die is a painfull manor. You could tell them to eat shit and die slow.

I told my boss to eat shit and die slow.

eat shit and die slow by b from the bay December 21, 2005

take it slow 

what a guy says after he slept with a girl and wants to continue to do so but doesn't want to call her a girlfriend or go on real dates.

I had fun Friday night but lets take it slow.

take it slow by Elayne_G August 14, 2006

taking it slow 

A guy that sleeps with a girl but doesn't want a relationship and doesn't want to hurt her or vice versa

I had a great time this weekend, but I think we should be taking it slow and really get to know each other.

taking it slow by hooeryu April 6, 2011

Operation Slow-mo

When someone is always slow, sluggish and tardy. In a crisis they still maneuver like they are wearing medieval plate armor, and generally have the agility of a tractor with a missing wheel.
operation slo-mo

Don: 'Why the HELL haven't we finished this production yet?!'
Gibbo: 'Operation Slow-mo over there is doing his tortoise impression again.'
Don: 'Bloody hell, he's not even morbidly obese the guy's just in a permanent daze. His mum must be a starfish and his dad a freakin statue! You're fired, land porpoise.'
Land porpoise: 'It just looks like I'm going slow!'
Gibbo: 'WTG Captain Obvious. It's looks like that to everyone else too.'

Operation Slow-mo by skemes April 9, 2012

the slow pitch 

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.

I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

the slow pitch by Andrewpreneur July 1, 2017

Low Slow and Easy 

Best advice you can give a pilot as they are about to land a plane on a surface that isn't a runway. This is due to the fact that if you drop suddenly you can destroy the front of the plane and the faster you go, the harder it is to stop.

AirForceProud95: Change of plan, we are going to have to do a Sully and ditch in Salt Lake.
Random Steam Edition Player: Remember, Low Slow and Easy
AirForceProud95 (caption): Best advice ever

Low Slow and Easy by qscftgbhujmko April 10, 2019