Wonky Spooks 

When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `

I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.

Wonky Spooks by Acecutlets June 12, 2012

Wonky Wong 

An Asian that is not Straight

Lee-"Did you hear how Huang is Gay?"
Tin-"Yeah Huang is a bit of a Wonky Wong"

Wonky Wong by Burnt Slice of Bread January 17, 2022

wonky leg 

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

wonky leg by cyndeejoy July 8, 2011

Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

Wonky eye by anm4a June 28, 2004

wonky eyed shit cunt 

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

wonky eyed shit cunt by Big Worm August 12, 2008

Wonky-eyed 

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

Wonky-eyed by Amby1986 October 17, 2010

wonky eyed midget 

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

wonky eyed midget by twofat March 5, 2008