I wish I could give this zero stars 

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

I wish I could give this zero stars by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. 

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself. by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

summer wise 

An annoying pain in my ass. Kind of like a puppy that you don't really want but is to adorable to get rid of.

Summer Wise is such a pain in my ass, but she's MY pain in the ass.

summer wise by KesslerMcJewNose April 19, 2017

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which 

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.

Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which by Papa Bubbles November 5, 2017

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself 

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself by phillll July 26, 2008

Shit wisher 

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

Shit wisher by Papacoon January 8, 2009

Sheet-wise 

Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.

Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"

Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."

Sheet-wise by Nutztradamus June 22, 2011