Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

Crowning the Throne by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

porcelain throne 

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

porcelain throne by Ryan April 28, 2007

Bone Throne

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Bone Throne.

Bone Throne by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Cum Throne 

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.

When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!

Cum Throne by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009

Ruling the throne

taking a dump,pooping,taking a shit,losing weight.

I have been Ruling the throne in my bathroon all day.

Ruling the throne by MIZZY06 January 21, 2009

Baltimore Throne 

The predilection for homes (especially rowhomes) in and around the Baltimore area to be eqiupped with a toilet in the basement, but without a bathroom. Upon entering the basement a toilet is usually visible by itself sometimes even in the middle of the basement.

Example 1: In order to augment my income, I'm gonna rent out my basement. There is no shower, but it has a Baltimore Throne.

Example 2: If the cops raid the house, head to the basement and flush the dope down the Baltimore Throne.

Baltimore Throne by Ballin' Bawlmer February 24, 2013

Nolan Throne 

A person who is good at choking. And always comes up short.

That kid is a real Nolan Throne!

Nolan Throne by lil sas February 23, 2017