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Sgt.Peppers Black bag delight

When your girl friend/boyfriend is taking a shower and you sneak up on them jump in the shower cover them with the black bag and beat the shit out of them and when their on the floor you jizz/shit/pee on them and then yell surprise.
Guy 1 "dude Timmy is such a fagot lets Sgt.Pepper his ass after school"

Guy 2 " Ya he totally deserves a Sgt.Peppers black bag delight"

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome 

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".
When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

Sgt. Tate 

The noblest, smartest, best looking dog in the world.
Tate will fuck yo' ass up.
Sgt. Tate by Cpt. Christmas May 7, 2003

Sgt Sweatshirt 

that dude is totally gay.
"sgt sweatshirt can go to hell"

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard 

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.
Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"

Sgt.Peppers 

The almighty Penis of Penises. One look at this magnificant specimem will make you contimplate suicide over how little it makes you look. Rumored to be 17 feet long and 2 feet wide, this beast of pleasure is only found in one part of the world, and only one is allowed to use it.
Guy one: I just saw a freakin monster!!
Guy Two: Where!?
Guy one: In the locker room!!
Guy two: Oh that thing on Adrian? Thats just what his girlfriend calls Sgt.Peppers i heard
Sgt.Peppers by Sgt.Peppers451 September 3, 2010
do ya smell a sgt. bone?
sgt. bone by monica November 18, 2003