Napoleon Schlong 

A musician who is an absolute dick to fans on social media.

I tried to have a reasonable discussion with that musician, and he pulled a total Napoleon Schlong on me and got rude.

Napoleon Schlong by The Rock Oracle May 11, 2023

napoleon dynamite 

definitely the king of nerds

napoleon dynamite's pet is a liger.
its like a lion and tiger mixed.

napoleon dynamite by nymph-O August 4, 2004

napoleon dynamite 

Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

napoleon dynamite by Smeego February 17, 2005

Napoleon Ice Cream 

An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.

I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.

Napoleon Ice Cream by Samdog III July 21, 2008

Napoleon Dynamite 

A pretty funny movie if you watched it when it came out and before EVERY FAGGOT IN THE WORLD started using phrases from it like "GOSH" and "FLIPPIN SWEET" and shit like that.
This movie got played out like hell...everyone ruined its funnyness by over using lines from it.

"GOSH did you see that FLIPPIN SWEET movie NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE. GOSH it's so FLIPPIN SWEET. VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!"

"fuck you that shit is old as hell"

Napoleon Dynamite by i used to like that movie March 28, 2005

Napoleon 4x4 Complex 

A serious and sometimes fatal psychiatric condition. The individual suffering from the disability finds themselves under-endowed and attempts to assert their manhood through other outlets; i.e. driving large trucks with no good business purposes for doing so.

"Did you see that as* driving the 4x4 over a curb??"

"Yep. Classic case of the Napoleon 4x4 Complex. We should pity him."

Napoleon 4x4 Complex by Nmaiello July 21, 2014

napoleon striker

When you’re fucking a bitch and you blow your load up her nostrils and scream “VOTE FOR PEDRO”

“What happened to your nose Susy?” “I went on a tinder date with this random guy and he gave me a real hefty Napoleon Striker!”

napoleon striker by Rick Chovski July 9, 2018