My eyes are sweating

A retarded way of saying that you’re crying

Me: “are you ok?”
Person: “my eyes are sweating so obviously not”

My eyes are sweating by Anonymousbitch:) September 20, 2019

My eyes just had a workout 

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

My eyes just had a workout by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

balled my eyes out 

a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.

others who have written definitions of "balled my eyes out" here are perfect examples

balled my eyes out by Tomer S February 28, 2008

Get my eyes tight 

Sprangs slang for getting high off Marijuana.

So I'm sayin I'm tryin to get my eyes tight today.

Get my eyes tight by Zeebs February 21, 2005

watching the back of my eyelids

the act of sleeping

i was watching the back of my eyelids last night

watching the back of my eyelids by mmagoo13 February 26, 2011

my eyeballs are floating 

My bladder is full, I need to pee.

I drank too much water at dinner and now my eyeballs are floating.

my eyeballs are floating by spycer July 16, 2014

Checking my eyelids for holes 

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

Checking my eyelids for holes by Crash569 August 13, 2010