Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.

Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.

by El Kroppo August 13, 2008

Pushing Mongo

Funny way to skate. You’re not a dumbass, you just like it more. So what you have to shuffle your feet a bit you fucking idiot, but it’s all good. When you are cruising, mongo isn’t bad. Doing tricks though? Try to switch it up and not be special...

“You’re pushing mongo? What the fuck?” said Kyle.

“Yeah bitch, I can do both, if I want to, pussy!” said Lucas.

by jaquadan February 18, 2021

Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".

"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"

by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009

Doing a Marilyn (Monroe)

Taking a handful of prescription medications (narcotics, anti-anxiety, antidepressants) and chasing them with liqueur.

I just took some hydros and ativan....but I want to wake up in the morning so I think I'll skip the shot of fireballs and doing a Marilyn (Monroe).

by bodaciousredhead December 5, 2012

momroids

Steroids for aging mothers of overscheduled children.

I'm going to need some serious momroids to recover from that soccer tournament.

by WordBastard May 20, 2014

mongolian mud munch

Believed to have been started by Genghis Khan, it's the act of licking a person's anus shortly after they've had a bowel movement without having showered.

I love taking my wife out for burritos and beer because when we get home, she lets me give her a Mongolian Mud Munch every time.

by Daddy big hands May 14, 2016

brad mondo

A Hair stylist and Youtuber. Brad has so far gained 3.3 million subscribers on YouTube and is quite known for his sense of hair styling tips on how not to fry your hair. Overall, just go subscribe to him.

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by bradmondo September 17, 2019