Misery Was 

"Misery was an involuntary state of mental distress common to humans of all eras and circumstances. Its eradication marked the beginning of the banishment of the existential horrors from the human condition."

- Exurb1a

Misery was the foundation of the human condition.

Misery Was by Fried_Bread December 5, 2023

misery porn

"Entertainment" media such as movies and books where the protagonist experiences nonstop abuse or misery without fighting back; protagonist character arc is endless suffering where there is either a sad ending (usually death) or protagonist finally finds back in the end in an unrealistic way.

Hollywood loved the misery porn movie Leaving Las Vegas; I hate books where the heroine suffers endless abuse only to finally say she's had enough in the end when it's too little too late.

misery porn by sherKal October 13, 2025

Misery Whore

A person who puts themself through numerous intellectual/physical experiences to feel pleasure (not sexual).

"I have a PhD in biomedical engineering and I plan on attending law school and working in big law."
"Wow; you're a misery whore."

Misery Whore by MinkCrushMonday November 29, 2025

fatal misery

Verb: When an obession gets too real and suddenly some crazy chick attacks

Please see Fatal Attraction and Misery for details

Fatal Misery: You enter your home and find your rabbit (or any other loved pet) has been boiled and some crazy chick is waiting behind the door with a sledghammer to break your legs and keep you captive in her basement

fatal misery by I miss my bunny March 7, 2014

gravitational misery 

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.

Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!

gravitational misery by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

turd of misery 

1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.

1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.

2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.

turd of misery by Doodadoo May 23, 2007

end my misery 

A. What you say when you say/do something embarrassing in public.
B. Something you say because you actually want to die and it's a signal for help but everyone think it's a joke

A. Random Guy: waves

Me: waves back and then realises it wasn't for me
Also me: end my misery
B. Me: end my misery
Everyone else: lol
Me: tHaNkS fOr ThE eMoTiOnAl SuPpOrT

end my misery by Not Your Local Drug Dealer December 6, 2020