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fight with a lawnmower 

A short haircut. As if lawnmower had mowed over their head.
All right mate, had a fight with a lawnmower?

Alabama Lawnmower 

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.
Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.
Alabama Lawnmower by Fachi07 March 6, 2019

Dusty lawnmower 

When one man takes it upon himself to get with five girls at once. This takes talent and skill. One girl is on blowjob duty while another one eats your ass. The third girl sits on your face and the last two girls are getting double finger banged.
Hey Karen, do you and your friends want to have a dusty lawnmower.
Dusty lawnmower by PooksTrapHouse December 31, 2019

Louisville Lawnmower 

The Louisville Lawnmower is performed by taking a length of anal beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls anus, then placing your hand (palm down) on her asscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. Quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower
guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude

Guy2: whys that?

Guy1: She said you gave her the Louisville Lawnmower last night.

The Lawnmower 

The act of inserting a string of anal beads into a girl, or guys anus. Once the string is fully inserted with just enough to hold onto hanging out, place your foot on the ass and yank out the string of beads like you are starting a lawnmower. You should hear a sound like a motor trying to start that ends with a scream.
Honey, I could really use the lawnmower.

She said I couldn't make her scream, so I gave her the lawnmower.
The Lawnmower by DJ Jones December 16, 2007

Louisiana Lawnmower 

While in the act of sex from the doggy-style position, the male reaches around and grabs the arms of the female out from under her, pulling them to her body, he then pushes her face around on the carpet like he is mowing the lawn.
Oh that feels so good! - Chick

Oh does it? How about this!? Louisiana Lawnmower Bitch! -Guy

*Drags her face about the carpet*