Take it where you shake it 

Go away, but not literally to the place where you shake "it".

"Can I bum a smoke?"
"Dude, take it where you shake it"

Take it where you shake it by takershaker March 12, 2008

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass 

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

Check it before you wreck it 

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.

I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.

Check it before you wreck it by Indy Ho Down June 23, 2012

rap it before you tap it

putting on a condom before sex.

Dude, rap it before you tap it or she's gonna get pregnant!

rap it before you tap it by ganstamomma January 10, 2011

Spoon it before you ruin it 

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.

The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"

Spoon it before you ruin it by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

Do it and you're warm 

In case you are already cool and would rather not be, instead of saying do it and you're cool an alternative is do it and you're hot.

Ricky did not want to chug the cold bottle of water because he was freezing, but Megan told him " Do it and you're warm " so he did.

Do it and you're warm by Miranda Gallio April 29, 2020

Does it offend you, yeah 

I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England)

* James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer

* Dan Coop – synthesizer

* Rob Bloomfield – drums,

* Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals

* Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals

Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.

Does it offend you, yeah by Kady Kat December 10, 2009