"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Don Engel May 17, 2004

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obama hamburger

eating a hamburger while shitting in the mouth of your lover and singing the star spangled banner

I gave her an obama hamburger on the fourth of july!

obama hamburger by mama obama bahama February 19, 2014

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hamburger

A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.

You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.

Burger King...more like King of fake burgers! Bob's Bar in the small town of Smallville has the states best hamburgers!

hamburger by Meijer's! October 10, 2005

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The Hamburger

A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.

Ladies love the hamburger.

The Hamburger by the one and only brad January 23, 2004

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