sex earthquake

Sex that is so mind shattering you body starts to vibrate.

You're giving me sex so good feels like we are having a sex earthquake.

sex earthquake by Prince Harder July 9, 2016

dirty earthquake 

When you shamelessly let one rip so violently those in your vicinity can feel the vibration.

Damn! That must have been at least a 5.8 dirty earthquake on the Shichter scale.

dirty earthquake by The Tolkienator July 3, 2014

Valentine's Day Earthquake 

An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.

Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!

Valentine's Day Earthquake by Flightnursejim February 15, 2014

Alaskan earthquake 

When a woman in Alaska thrashes about the bed having multiple orgasms prompted by her Rotating G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator. Always involves loud moaning, or perhaps a biting of a pillow if the kids are home and not asleep. It feels as though the earth moves uncontrollably.

Karen keeps bragging about her newly discovered love for Alaskan earthquakes. She says the Earth moves for about thirty seconds, followed by lots of intense aftershocks.

Alaskan earthquake by Earthquake_Lover August 21, 2009

drunken earthquake 

When the number of stumbling drunk people has surpassed a threshold that gives the sitting spectator the impression that an earthquake is occurring.

Holy shit it looks like we are in the midst of a drunken earthquake!

Wow, look at all these sloppy drunks, this drunken earthquake is off the charts!

Last night was crazy people were falling over in a drunken earthquake.

drunken earthquake by vtkid December 10, 2009

Tuminator Earthquake 

The act of standing with legs shoulder width apart, knees bent slightly, arms relaxed at sides and proceeding to shake rapidly but ever so slightly. Usually performed in locker rooms, while wearing only boxers.

If looking to perform the act, one should do so to the theme from cell phone 'tetris'.

Made famous by Ben Tumin, of ten minute striker fame.

(Tumin shakes his whole body hilariously, wearing close to nothing)
Jake: (Laughing) "What was that?"
Tumin: "Tuminator Earthquake."

Tuminator Earthquake by J City November 14, 2007

The Earthquake

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.

" Last night my mom came in as I was causing The Earthquake. "

The Earthquake by Jackie && Shelly June 23, 2006