California Cottage Cheese

When a female with a yeast infection rubs her vagina all over someone's face, leaving a chunky white paste behind. This is an extended version of a snail trail

This woman gave me California Cottage Cheese because I was unaware she was infectious

California Cottage Cheese by Motorman20 March 17, 2020

Pussy Cottage Cheese 

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)

Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”

Pussy Cottage Cheese by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

ion eat cottage cheese 

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

ion eat cottage cheese by exasy_ October 6, 2025

cottage cock cheese 

When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.

Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!

cottage cock cheese by MotherFugginTshizzle January 6, 2007

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

Cottage Body Cheese by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007

cottage cheesed 

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

cottage cheesed by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

clottage cheese 

it is the white clots that form when a woman has a bad yeast infection. males usually only notice this after they have just had intercouse and discover an itch so bad they are about to scratch the skin off. fellas this is not only a definition but a warning to check it out first for clottage chesse. LoL

ahh man she gave me the itchies again with her clottage chesse.

clottage cheese by who dat January 8, 2005