mood conflict 

When you're hanging out with a friend/loved one and you're in a certain mood, looking for certain responses and you get the wrong ones cause they're in a different mood.

Eg 1

Me: "Heyy you! Do you like my profile pic?" <i actually mean: "say i'm hot!">

My boyfriend: "Hahaha, did you mean to make that face? and whats with the dumb oversize glasses?"

Me (muttering) "bloody mood conflict"

Eg: 2
Me: "See how long my hair has grown! You likey?"

My boyfriend: "Very nice baby, are you planning to grow it longer?"

Me: "Yea! Until it reaches to below my butt."

My boyfriend: "Oh great, then you won't need toilet paper."

mood conflict by Chiaroscuro9 June 17, 2009

Conflict in Nam

A surprisingly delicious Half Life modification, that no-one knows when it will be out.
Soon hopefully, because it will just own you. Yes, I mean YOU!
I want you for the navy! Woooo! the navy!

Conflict in my Pants.

Conflict in Nam by IPWNYOUKTHX February 9, 2003

Credit Card Conflict 

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

Credit Card Conflict by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

conflict weed 

Marijuana imported from Mexico that helps to fuel the ongoing drug war between heavily armed cartels and government forces.

The decades-long drug war has led to thousands of deaths in the border towns between Mexico and the United States.

John is a good man who enjoys a good smoke, but he's afraid that his money will go to fund the terrible events in Juarez. That's why he only smokes locally grown herbs instead of that imported conflict weed. Think globally, smoke locally.

conflict weed by sonnyvegas March 5, 2012

ConflictRP

ConflictRP is a FiveM Roleplay server based in london in the united kingom.

You can find the discord here: discord.gg/conflictrp
You can find the twitter here: twitter.com/conflictrp

The owners are: Heaton, Rusty & Wiggy

You ever played ConflictRP?
No I haven't is it any good?
It's the best FiveM Roleplay server in Britain!

ConflictRP by ket sniffer August 9, 2020

Conflict Avoider 

Somebody, (typically a female, but in rare cases a "homophobe" male) who is so terrified of conflict and desiring of consensus, that they can't say anything that might result in someone thinking negatively about them. Their fear of saying “no” regardless of the truth results in a “life in the closet” and the constant stress of whether they should venture out or continue to live with the internal unrest. Conflict avoiders often times seek a weekly haven, typically religious but occasionally male bonding activities, where they don’t have worry that they might lose a vote if they say something insensitive.

Rick: “Hey Jeff, I don’t feel like spending my own money on tickets to the game – can I have yours?”

Jeff: “Oh sure Rick, you can have one of mine and don’t worry about the money, I’m sure you’re good for $1000 and will pay me back when you can”.

Rick: “Yeah, sure, call the office, and I said I wanted “tickets” as in 4, you dipshit”.

Jeff: “No problem Rick, I really didn’t want to go anyway and my wife would really enjoy me spending the day at home”.

Rick: "what a pussy that "conflict avoider" is. The dipshit just gave me 4 tickets to the game and he can get in line behind the other dummies I'm never paying back."

Conflict Avoider by majord01 October 15, 2009

internal conflict 

internal conflict is when a two or more people are haveing sex,(involveing one pergnant woman) and the object being forced into the vagina hits the unborn fetus.

1.
Steve: "O yea babyyyy"
Marry: "I think an internal conflict is going down foo!!!"

2.
Marry: "Why is my child so ugly?"
Docter: "Did you have pregnant sex?"
Marry: "Yes many times. why?"
Docter: "I think an internal conflict might have occured durring your intercoarse."

internal conflict by christhecool1 April 6, 2009