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Charlie Sheen 

Noun: A mysterious and presumably potent drug named for its close association with American actor Charlie Sheen, its most famous user. Over-consumption may lead to wild, drug-fueled benders, failed marriages, and an alarming amount of time spent in the company of prostitutes and other questionable personalities.

Inexplicably, Charlie Sheen (the drug) does not show up on drug tests.

May also refer to a large joint packed with a wide assortment of drugs, including but not limited to: marijuana, opium, Ecstasy, heroin, cocaine, amphetamines, etc. A close relative to the Jeffrey.
"Yeah, I am on a drug - it's called Charlie Sheen." - Charlie Sheen

"I have one speed. I have one gear. Go!" - Charlie Sheen, under the influence of Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen by mind-fuck March 14, 2011
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Charlie Sheen 

It's a drug. Only Winners take.
Kate: I heard that Tommy died this weekend. What happened?

Bob: I heard he tried some Drug called "Charlie Sheen" I guess his face melted off and his children were crying because his body exploded tiger blood all over the walls!!

Kate: Wow!! Crazy stuff.
Charlie Sheen by warlock11 March 19, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Charlie Sheen is a drug that is unavailable because if you try it once, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Dude, where is your face?!?!? Someone spiked my drink with Charlie Sheen last weekend.
Charlie Sheen by pd293 March 26, 2011

Having a Charlie Sheen moment 

When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.
Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.

Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!

Charlie Sheen 

Charlie Sheen is the most hardcore drug on the planet
I am on a drug its called CHARLIE SHEEN but its not available because if you try it once you will die and your face will melt off and your children will weap over your exploded body
Charlie Sheen by Jwebby March 17, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Actor Charlie Sheen's drug of choice. Consists of cocaine, tiger's blood, and vodka.
Man, I got totally wasted off of some awesome Charlie Sheen last night.
Charlie Sheen by Flipflops76 March 25, 2011

Charlie Sheen 

Slang for cocaine. This slang came to light after Charlie Sheen's infamous rants.
Guy 1: "Dude, you need to quit that Charlie Sheen. It will melt your face of and explode your body in front of your weeping children."
Guy 2: "Shut up man, I'm busy WINNING."
Charlie Sheen by omicron142 March 26, 2011