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budget cunt 

someone who acts like a peasant and refuses to share their spoils with their best mates #budgetcunt
During a session of bare raving, Phil acted like a budget cunt and refused to share his power gak with his mates despite them all sharing the Levis and Kitkat around
budget cunt by #budgetcunt January 5, 2018

budget beast 

A person who can not afford high end street wear but some how still looks good. Typically shops at thrift stores. Opposite of a hypebeast.
Damn Jack is a budget beast!
budget beast by yodascrotch February 21, 2017

Budget Drunk 

Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.
Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.
Budget Drunk by I drink a lot March 21, 2011

budget binger 

One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.
Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!
budget binger by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011

Budget boujee

A woman or man who ties to act as if they are rich and classy, but actually are broke and ratchet.
She went to get her hair done and she thought it was so good, but you know she is a budget boujee!
Budget boujee by Miloisdead February 17, 2018

budget cuts

polite way of saying "bunch of cunts", particularly suited for use in an office environment
I was having lunch with the finance department today and realised what budget cuts they all are
budget cuts by yakfat April 23, 2010