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Vertical bowling ball 

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.
That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

The Bowling Ball Carry 

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

Rusty Bowling Ball

Sexual act in which a man or woman eats out a girls ass while sticking his thumb in her ass and 2 fingers in her vagina.
Oh my God, theres that chick I gave a Rusty Bowling Ball to on Tuesday.
Rusty Bowling Ball by eddie addams February 20, 2011

The Bowling Ball

The Bowling Ball is used as an insult to a whore of a woman by inserting your middle finger and ring finger into a her vagina while stuffing your thumb in her anal cavity and heaving her into the alley. Also know as two in the Plum, thumb in the bum.
Yo did you hear that Dereks old lady cheated on him? Man he gave her the bowling ball and sent that bitch to tha curb!
The Bowling Ball by Mindtrix June 13, 2018

fail bowling ball 

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

Gay bowling ball 

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head
Gay bowling ball by Tom dim May 25, 2018