Botch is the highest form of debauchery that can be achieved in the physical universe. It is a day of unrestrained activities and drinking behaviors and it can only be achieved by going the absolute hardest at literally everything.
peep 1: Dude. You going to the Botch this year, right?
peep 2: Dude. Is that even a question? This year will be the ultimate year of debauchery.
peep 1: Dude, I know right?! As we always say, "if you didn't scare yourself...did you even botch?!"
peep 2: Dude. Totally. Btw it's BYOB. Don't be mad, but we spent all the beer money on an epic raft instead...botch or die, amirite?!
peep 2: Dude. Is that even a question? This year will be the ultimate year of debauchery.
peep 1: Dude, I know right?! As we always say, "if you didn't scare yourself...did you even botch?!"
peep 2: Dude. Totally. Btw it's BYOB. Don't be mad, but we spent all the beer money on an epic raft instead...botch or die, amirite?!
by IamGrum June 23, 2022
Get the Botch mug.When you want to install/create something but don't have the skill, time, or just don't care. So you use an ungodly amount of duct tape + the first thing your hands touch, with which you create something that even top scientists like Einstein wouldn't be able to explain and will make every engineer go into a primal rage.
Me: yo, so did you manage to get that truck horn into your Nissan Micra?
Friend: yea, I had to botch it in.
Me: Let's see how bad it is.
*Opens hood*
*Duct tape used to hold the horn motor, tube bent to fuck and the horn itself on the other side of the bumper. Loose wires everywhere. This creation would make even Satan feel fear*
Friend: yea, I had to botch it in.
Me: Let's see how bad it is.
*Opens hood*
*Duct tape used to hold the horn motor, tube bent to fuck and the horn itself on the other side of the bumper. Loose wires everywhere. This creation would make even Satan feel fear*
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To bungle a job, task or project; Typically in a negligent or embarrassing fashion; Commonly accompanies an unserious person and/or an amateur;
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Get the botch mug.The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.
All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!
Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.
Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?
Duh, it's the Botch Era.
Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.
Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?
Duh, it's the Botch Era.
by MrSambo February 8, 2021
Get the botch era mug.To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.
"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
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