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Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812. The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the star spangled banner . It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of horrible renditions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
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The Banner 

Kickass hardcore/horror punk band from Jersey with some shit-faced bastard as the singer(and only original member), and a whole bunch of shitty scenesters at their shows. Still a good band, though. Too many breakdowns, though.
Yo, I just kicked some sceneter's ass while he was doing his fuckin' karate kicks during a breakdown at The Banner show.
The Banner by Devilock October 19, 2008

bruce banner

A drink also known as the incredible hulk.

One part hypnotiq
One part Hennessy

First used by rapper messy marv from san francisco.
what it do! I'm `bout to get hyphy off this bruce banner ya' feel me?
bruce banner by aempirei December 20, 2004

Booze Banner 

Someone who gets violent when drunk.
Watch out for Matthew, he turns into Booze Banner when he drinks.
Booze Banner by Staster September 3, 2020

Weapon Banner 

a scam.
- you play genshin right? do you think I should pull on the weapon banner?
- no it's a scam and a waste of primos
Weapon Banner by pavexa <3 February 21, 2022

A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner 

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

carry the banner 

1)Taking a long walk on the streets...
2)An album (originally an EP) by 'Pinhead Gunpowder' - Billie Joe Armstrong's (lead guitarist and singer from Green Day) side band.
carry the banner by LydiaR December 18, 2006