Youtube 

a site designed for people to upload share and view videos. often ruined by the racist immature misspelt and foul comments by fuckheads and gronks most of who are aussies.

youtube user: can i ask u sumting u knwo dat guy wit da beard yer lol wta fny kunt but if ne 1 membas unuda shuffle i think day afta dat i go to dis skul.

a lil yr 7 in dat trys to shffle lol wit dat big guy wat was his anem i forgot but if nebody knows daname of da vid plz plz

tap bak n tel us kk l8rz !!!!

youtube user replies; learn to spell motherfucker!

Youtube by getfucked August 1, 2008

youtube 

The easiest way to become world famous

-I've got an awsome idea- we'll make a parody of ''name of a song or film'' and put it on youtube!
- Great! It's gonna have at least a million views.

youtube by Silent Peter June 9, 2011

YouTube 

An enormous video sharing service for adverts. Also hosts a few user generated videos.

I had to install adblock before I was able to watch a 10 second video on YouTube without first watching a 30 second ad.

YouTube by thatheavymetalgoat November 22, 2014

youtube 

A very popular social network created for people to upload their very own content and might make a little cash off of it as well.

A job that I actually love, Youtube.

youtube by SparkledElement July 24, 2015

Youtube 

One of the best or cringey websites ever. You can make an account to upload videos. Mostly used to procrastinate while your supposed to be doing whatever the heck your supposed to be doing.

John. I am making a YouTube account!
Dan. Great. I am a big YouTuber called DanTDM.

Youtube by SNSTEAMS March 1, 2017

YouTube 

An internet Hell-Hole that will suck you in and you will spend the rest of your life watching.

Jimme:Did you hear about Tristan?
Asskickerbill: No, what happened?
Jimme:He lost his life to YouTube...

YouTube by RJ Mason January 28, 2018

Youtube 

Youtube (stylised YouTube) is a website devoted to playing short (5 to 30 seconds) video advertisements to its users. These advertisements are occasionally interspaced with homemade videos of varying length and quality uploaded by people identifying themselves as "content creators". The advertisements displayed can be targeted to the viewers interests based on data harvested by YouTube parent company Google through their other advertisement serving services such as Google web search and Gmail.

"I can't watch these adverts on YouTube because they keep getting interrupted by cat videos."

Youtube by K2point0 July 13, 2019