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what the phil 

An alternative for any swear word, commonly used in the midwest. While used mainly by middle school children, 'what the phil' can be used by any age.
"Dude, what the phil are you doing?"

"None ya, stop being such a philhead will ya?"
what the phil by Philsamansis March 5, 2023

people inside the phone 

1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.
"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"

The Philly Facial 

While receiving a blow-job, puking on the back of the girl, or boy's head, then blowing your load in their face, and then puking on their face when they look up. Followed by immediately leaving saying nothing on the way out.
Phil really gave that girl The Philly Facial, man was she confused.
The Philly Facial by Jason Raby January 26, 2006

The Philadelphia Handshake 

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

chap the phone 

Using one's cellular phone so much the phone experiences chafing.
Tim: I gotta go call Janice again.
John: Man! You're going to chap the phone!
chap the phone by cooliomchoolio January 11, 2008

Oin the phone 

The act of discussing one’s sex cult over the phone while playing world of Warcraft
Esfandtv: sorry im oin the phone

Chat: no Esfand you can’t be oin the phone while live!
Oin the phone by Racciimy November 17, 2021