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The Matrix Revolutions 

Underrated finale to The Matrix saga, which pits Neo against Agent Smith for one last time while people in the real world fight off Sentinels invading Zion. Better than people said it was and really kick-ass fight at the end with Neo and Smith.
Me: "The Matrix Revolutions" kicked ass!

Random kid in class: It was garbage, admit it. 'You Got Served' will be much better.

Me: Well then, you're just fucking retarded.
The Matrix Revolutions by Mister E. February 15, 2004
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The Matrix Trilogy 

A brilliant trilogy, mind how i say it as a trilogy.

First one was undoubtably amazing

Second was just as good, but you didnt feel the same towards it. Great Car Chase.

Third one was strange, because it didnt really answer all the questions it was supposed to. Still good though.
Guy 1.The Matrix Trilogy was wicked, werent it?

Guy 2.Trilogy? I didnt like the other two.

Guy 1.Na, but the whole thing was beezer, ripping it up, unleashing de java!!

Guy 2.Why do you talk like that?

Guy 1.....I have problems, ok?
The Matrix Trilogy by Biafra J July 12, 2004

The Matrix Resurrection 

This word probably shouldn't exist. Are you trying to find a movie made 21 years ago?

This movie is an attempt to refilm the feeling in the first The Matrix movie. Yes, refilm. Don't expect something very different from it. This movie features clips from the original.
Is The Matrix Resurrection a cash grab or just a stupid decision?
The Matrix Resurrection by Leviaiz December 30, 2021

The Matrix Revolutions 

One of the greatest movies I have seen in my lifetime. A fantastic ending to The Matrix trilogy.

Anybody who says it sucks most likely just didn't understand it, being that the writers didn't just come out and spoon-feed us all the answers to our questions. With a bit of thought though, you will find that all the questions have, infact, been answered, which makes it all the more intriguing.
Dumbass: The Gaytrix Revolutions sucked man.

Fan: What aspect of The Matrix Revolutions did you not appreciate?

Dumbass: Uh...(sputters moronically for a quick comeback)
The Matrix Revolutions by Taintfuck December 17, 2005

The Matrix Drug 

MAtrix a.k.a coricidin pills.. cough medicine found on store shelves (except here we stole too much and they removed them) take too many and you trip balls. take 10 you trip for a couple hours or so. take 18 you trip for a day. take 32 you trip for around a week.
(suggestion) Do what I did. take 10, then three hours later take 18 more, then 6 hours later take 18 more, then 6 hours later take 20. You will trip for what seems forever.

The Matrix: Reloaded 

G-Union is an idiot.