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plank owner 

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
plank owner by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005

Fuck the owner day n'2 

I missed the first fuck the owner day, but ill be part of fuck the owner day n'2
Fuck the owner day n'2 by SoTuttoIo December 18, 2020

doglike owner 

Someone who looks like their own pet dog.
Hey Charlie did you meet our new neighbor shes a total doglike owner.
doglike owner by jahovazwitniss October 28, 2010

boner owner 

That Irish accent is a real boner owner.
boner owner by Thomoxii May 1, 2015

xbox owner 

A person who decided to be gay for the rest of their miserable life.
Yo, stop, he's not straight, he's an xbox owner.
xbox owner by Last Name Check January 30, 2020

the owner of my heart 

i love matty healy periodt. HES THE OWNER OF MY HEART