dry old fashioned 

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

dry old fashioned by Billtown September 24, 2013

Hot Old Fashioned 

A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.

-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."

Hot Old Fashioned by Poop Poopaloop January 17, 2014

Inside Out Old Fashioned 

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.

Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.

Inside Out Old Fashioned by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

dad's old fashioned root beer 

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

dad's old fashioned root beer by yuh8me June 27, 2012

Peppermint old-fashioned 

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.

"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

Peppermint old-fashioned by Casinick August 14, 2018

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

blueberry old fashioned by ENS berry October 17, 2018

good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob

good old fashioned rimjob by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019